Pick Up Lines

As you guyes probably know, the theme for the blog this month is RELATIONSHIPS. We are going to talk about a variety of different types of relationships and such, but today I just wanted to keep it a little loose because I'm in a joking mood. So...hehe, here are some cheesy Christian pick up lines. Hey, some of these are kinda funny; try them out and you will certainly get a smile, maybe even a laugh, and possibly a date! LOL! Enjoy!

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.


Nice Bible!


I would like to pray with you.

Boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!

You know Jesus? Me too!!

God told me to come talk to you.

I know a church where we could go and talk...

Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"

How about a hug, sister?

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!

What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? 

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?

You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

Do you believe in Divine appointment?

Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.

You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson.

Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")

Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

Excuse me, is this pew taken?

I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!

God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... no? wanna go to church with me?

Hi, my name's Will...God's Will.

[check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."

I didn't know angels flew this low.

Hey, need a ride to church?

I'd pick you over Satan any day.

God was just showing off when He made you.

I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.

What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)

Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.

Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

I practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent!

How do you feel about the passage that says, "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?

When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."

Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith?

I think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.

If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.

That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.

I truly believe men & women should celebrate their physical differences.

Source: http://www.realchristiansingles.com/cms_view_article.php?aid=10